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Everton 1 Stoke City 0
First thing’s first – that fella and the two girls down the front of the Park End who hang round at the end, dancing mad so they can get their […]
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Spurs and QPR and Arsenal and that
Let’s face it, this blog has already got its flip-flops on, or one foot on the plane, or whatever ‘not that arsed now there’s nothing to play for’ footballing metaphor […]
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Arsenal 0 Everton 0
FOW! AMBAW! Repeat until nauseating. That was the soundtrack to the first half of a game of big boys’ football at the Emirates where the gap between Everton and Arsenal […]
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Everton and Fulham and Sunderland and that
To be honest, there’s not a lot to be said about the Sunderland defeat, but to not even give it a mention would give the impression that we only ‘report’ […]
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Liverpool 0 Everton 0
Once again into the court of the crimson ming and once again no win for the Toffees. It’s hard to think of the ‘prize’ that was at stake in this […]
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Everton 2 West Ham 0
You’ve probably read everything and watched all the footage of Sunday’s game by now, so it’s difficult to know what to add really. It was an occasion alright, and one […]
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Chelsea and Managers and That
The lack of importance of this match was highlighted by the fact that Steven Naismith started up front alongside Victor Anichebe. It was ages ago now so there’s little point […]
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Badges and Managers and That
The internet ‘shit storm’ that Everton have drawn down upon themselves with the unveiling of the new badge has certainly kept everyone entertained during the end-of-season lull. This could […]
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Yet More Managers And Badge Caper
Hey you, the rock steady crew. Get on Everton, lurching from their slumber and gittin’ they house in order. First up, as predicted, Robert Elstone has chosen, to use a […]
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Summer Lovin’
It’s that time of year when everyone is scraping around for something to say, and ‘Leroy Fer still keen on Everton switch’ is viewed as news worth repeating on a […]
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A New Career In A New Town
Well, they are all back in training, doing fancy exercises around flag poles and ostentatiously ‘rehydrating’ wearing them weird monitoring sports bras, and it’s a far cry from the […]
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The Star Club
According to most of the papers, SV Hamburg seem pretty confident about signing Nikica Jelavic. Some director or other of the German club has been tweeting that Everton have […]
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Blackburn Rovers 1 Everton 3
Oh man, don’t you wish the Blues would hurry up and get snotted by Juventus just so we can read something on Newsnow other than ‘United interested in Belgian […]
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Friendly Fire
The Premier League season lurches ever closer and Evertonians continue to try and get some indication of just how different Roberto Martinez’s team will be to that of David Moyes. […]
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Betis Hotpot
There's something weird about the last friendly of the summer, when they break the seal on Goodison and allow us our first tentative whiff of the new season. It's […]
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Everton 2 Real Betis 1
To be fair to Roberto Martinez he managed to be really positive following an absolutely miserable performance in the final friendly before the start of the Premier League Hunger Games. […]
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Norwich Preview
In the words of Hank Kingsley, hey now. The waiting is all but over and the Premier League Game of Death is about to commence in earnest. And nothing says […]
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Norwich City 2 Everton 2
After a summer of uncertainty, capped off by that directionless display against Real Betis, Evertonians got their first real sight of Roberto Martinez’s Blues at Carrow Road and all the […]
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West Bromwich Albion Preview
Everton would like to issue a warm welcome to West Brom, famously nicknamed ‘Big Ron’s alibi’, for the first home round of the 2013/14 Premier League Tekken Tag Team […]
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Everton 0 West Bromwich Albion 0
‘Ah, see that arl fella off the Barclays advert’s died’ was the first of several misunderstandings on a muddled afternoon at Goodison. Fair play to the Match of the Day […]
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